Flatulence Bear

I think I very well may have stumbled across the absolute bestest teddy bear ever invented, ever, in the history of teddy bear invention. It's a teddy bear that, when you press a button on a remote control, makes farting noises. How is that not the frickin' coolest thing in this universe? Or any universe for that matter? The awesomeness embodied in this bear supercedes the boundaries of the cosmos.

And right now, at this link, you can buy it for less than the price of a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut... which, incidentally, is also so awesome that its tastiness supercedes any taste boundaries artificially imposed upon it by the vast cosmos.

This teddy bear does raise some highly philisophical questions, however. For example, if you click the fart button and the bear is in a room where no one can hear it, does it still make a fart noise? And does the bear have a soul (stemming from the postulate "I fart, therefore I am")? Where do we draw the line when it comes to creating beings that possess A.F. (Artificial Flatulence)? Today it's a teddy bear, but tomorrow it might be a Barbie. Can we handle that?

Regardless, someone created a remote controlled farting teddy bear, and that is undeniably awesome.