Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Poop on You, FedEx

Today, as we all know, is Valentine's Day. It's a day that requires gift giving. Well, maybe doesn't require it, but it is in a guy's best interest to get his girl something lest he be given the evil eye or sent to the couch for the evening's sleeping. Truth be told, not all girls are totally into the Hallmark holiday, but many are. Anyways, I'm getting to my point...

So I ordered something for a special someone online since I believe in online shopping and I don't get to brick & mortar shops that much, unless it is for groceries or the occasional Target run. I ordered my gift early last week and FedEx said the package would arrive last Friday. Well, it didn't come. So I checked Monday to see what the deal was.

It turns out that instead of sending it to Minnesota, where I live, it "accidentally" got routed to California and now is on its long trek back to the midwest after its short coastal vacation. What this also means is that the package won't be arriving until tomorrow, which is a day late for a Valentine's Day gift. At least I have someone to blame other than myself.

In conclusion, what I'm trying to say is, "FedEx... screw you."

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