Monday, October 09, 2006

Colombus Day

Talk about a crap holiday. Do banks and post offices and government organizations really have to have the day off to celebrate Colombus Day? And if it is somehow a necessity that those places close down, why the hell can't we have all other businesses (especially accounting firms, like the one I work at) shut down for the day as well?

I call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS!!! This is unfair and I'm pissed. I want to be at home right now. I want to be vegging out watching the Upright Citizens Brigade. I want to microwave some Domino's pizza for lunch and then take a nap after I eat it. I want to sit around in my freakin' boxers and a wife beater. I don't want to be at work.

So in conclusion, screw you Colombus. You suck eggs, dillweed.

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