Yeah, I know no one really cares, but I think I'm allergic to my pants or something. That and I think they hate me. I'm wearing a nice pair of black Dockers since work doesn't ever let me dress in clothes other than business wear and all day I've found my legs itchy as hell, like the pants were made from rough wool or twine instead of cotton.
On top of that, the button in the front of my pants snapped in half. I think this is actually the second time I've done that to a pair of pants. How does that happen? Am I simply incalculably strong or are buttons just extra crappy nowadays?
So here I sit at my desk in a pair of pants with half a button, itching my thighs every few minutes in the hopes that it'll eventually stop itching if I just scratch it a little bit more. It never works. So I closed the door to my office so people don't think I'm some sort of freak. Screw dress pants.